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Because this place has such a great history with balls.

Yeah, I can see why people would be eager to repeat the excitement of the last one.

I mean it's been more than a week without any news of mass shootings, hostage takings, or declarations of war! That's downright boring.

Uh...

Hey Daisya, you around?

OH FOR THE LOVE OF TOAST, PEOPLE!Yeah, someone died. That's messy and unjust and indignant. SO WHAT ( Read more... )

YO, HOSTAGES!

I'm probably going to regret this

Apparently at least a few of you still have your journals, so lets try to do something useful:
If you or anyone with you is injured or sick, tell me their symptoms or describe their injuries.

Diagnosing people I can't see. Fun times!

All right, listen up!As you'll have no doubt have noticed if you've been paying attention, I'm gonna be the lucky guy spending tonight with Queen Shiny Things ( Read more... )

Fuck.
Does anyone here have any drugs? Vicodin or morphine or...anything?

...Hello?

...Wilson? Cuddy? Anyone who knows what a differential diagnosis is? Chase, I'd even be happy to hear from you at this point.